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PostSubject: The LOL Thread   Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:14 pm

What joke does the previous joke remind you of?
Do you have a random joke you just have to share with more than everyone you know?
You just had to tell that one, didn't you.

The LOL Thread!


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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:18 pm

Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. (And I thought I was the only one)

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Doesn't it make you sad that some kid out there, about three, watches Dora the Explorer and therefore knows a lot more Spanish than you?
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:33 am


What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:28 am

Did you know 9/10 statistics are made up? Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:46 am

A frog walks into a bank.
"Hello," he says to the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patty Whack. "I'd like to take out a 10,000 dollar loan, Mrs. Whack."
"Name?" says the confused Patty.
"I'm Kermit Jagger, my father is Mick Jagger, and don't worry, I know the bank manager," says the frog.
"Ok, well, you're going to have to put down some collateral," says Patty.
The frog nods, and pulls out a tiny, perfect, pink porcelain elephant. "How's this?"
"I'll have to talk to the manager," says Patty. The frog nods and she take the elephant into the office. She goes up to the manager's desk and says, "There's a frog out there who claims he's Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and he knows you."
"Yes, so?" says the manager.
"Well, he wants to take out a 10,000 dollar loan and I'm not sure if we should give it to him. He want to use this as collateral." She held up the pink elephant. "I mean, what is this thing, anyways?"
The bank manager gave her a hard look.
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:53 pm

Everyday I'm shuffling. Except on Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:07 pm

(ROFL Cat)


Lady Gaga taught me it's ok to be different.
Ke$ha taught me that I should be myself and not give a crap what people think.
Taylor Swift taught me that not all of the guys I love are going to love me.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:12 pm

"My New Year's revolution is to NOT be a duschbag!" : Kesha
-Lol, I just thought this was so funny!-
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:09 pm

(I told myself I wouldn't get back on today, but I had to after I started music class.)
WARNING: HETALIA REFERENCES AHEAD

Ok, this is hilarious if you think about it.. Just bear with me. Take this information and.. Yes.

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN:
Born in Germany
Studied under an Austrian composer
Was the second-born son
His older brother died
At one point, he lived in Vienna, Austria
His grandfather's job was giving piano and violin lessons
He received instruction from an Italian composer (named Antonio. Spamano?)

Haters gonna hate, but... Maybe this is where he gets his name?

Oh, one more thing.
Chopin?
Yeah. He's Polish.



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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:19 pm

(I swear I'll get off! I swear!)

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw Ace's signature.. It took me this long to find it o_o;;



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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:53 am

What the FrUK did I just play O_O
(NO! NOT GILBIRD! (Cause I just had to name my bird that))
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PostSubject: Re: The LOL Thread   Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:29 pm

Your mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Burger King..and got one.

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